Saturday, February 14, 2015

10 Reasons Why I Didn't Like Courtney Love's Appearance on Empire Last Night.




1. She looked awful. And she sounded awful.
2. How much more would it have cost them to cast Debbie Harry from Blondie?
3. Why is this old white woman on a hip hop label?
4. The 'dramatic' studio take she did after she was challenged to do better, was somehow worse than her original attempt.
5. Why is she recording "Take Me To The River" By Al Green for a hip hop label.
6. Not a modern update on "Take Me To The River." The exact same backing track from 1972.
7. She was an obvious shadow archetype for Cookie's character, in that she was old and washed up and forgotten about. But it was just that. Too obvious and wholly unnecessary.
8. Courtney played a drug attic on the show which is a nod and a wink because she is a recovering drug addict. But is she recovered? Is she?
9. Who was that white guy Malik Yoba was talking too?
10. There is a finally gay black male character on broadcast television and now you're telling me he knocked up, renowned lesbian,. Raven Symone.

Top 5 Reasons You Should Come to The Blue Hen Comedy Show


Top 5 Reasons to Come to the Blue Hen Comedy Show


1. You can't miss the brilliant Anthony Moore before he and every other talented Philadelphia comedian escapes to New York.
2. You have to come see Chris Wood in person because all of the pictures he sent me are terrifying.
3. David Piccolomini will be there and he's kind of cute in a scruffy, I wonder if he washes properly kind of way.
4. I will be doing crowd work. So yea...It's going to be interesting.
5. This will hopefully be one of the last shows that is free.